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Funny State Motto T-Shirts!
Show your state pride with some of these hilarious T-Shirts and Tees. Look for your state's funny slogan below.

Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!	Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!	Arizona But It's A Dry Heat!	Arkansas Literassy Ain't Everything!	California Se Habla Ingles?
Colorado Ski Your Aspen Off!	Connecticut New York City's Other Suburb	Delaware We Like The Chemicals In Our Water!	Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids!	Georgia We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism!
Hawaii Come Get Lei'd!	Idaho More Than Just Potatoes, No, Not Really!	Illinois Gateway to Iowa!	Indiana Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!	Iowa We So Corny!
Kansas First Of The Rectangle States!	Kentucky Tobacco Is A Vegetable!	Louisiana We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign	Maine We're Really Cold, But We have Cheap Lobster!	Maryland If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It!
Massachusetts Boston And Cape Cod, But, That's About It!	Michigan Land Of The Free, Home Of The Buick!	Minnesota Sure Beats Canada!	Mississippi We Lucky We Can Spell It!	Missouri Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work!
Montana Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, And Very Little Else!	Nebraska Where Elephants Roam The Corn Fields!	Nevada Hookers And Poker!	New Hampshire Go Away And Leave Us Alone!	New Jersey You Want A F$%&in' Motto? I Got Your F$%&in' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico Lizards Make Excellent Pets!	New York Like We Care About A Motto!	North Carolina Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names!	North Dakota We Really Are One Of The 50 States!	Ohio Round On The Ends And "Hi" In The Middle!
Oklahoma We're OK, You're Not!	Oregon No Taxes, No Pollution, And No Visitors!	Pennsylvania Cook With Coal!	Rhode Island Size Ain't Everything!	South Carolina Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender!
South Dakota Closer Than North Dakota!	Tennessee The Educashun State!	Texas Don't Mess With Texas... We're Armed!	Utah Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!	Vermont We're Only Cheap In Monopoly!
Virginia Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?	Washington Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp!	West Virginia We're One Big Happy Family... Really!	Wisconsin Come Sniff Our Dairy Air!	Wyoming Where Men Are Lonely And Sheep Are Scared!